Friday, July 18, 2008

Viagra or Birth Control

Where did John "McBush" McCain's independent streak go?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Erectile dysfunction (ED or (male) impotence) is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis. There are various underlying causes, such as cardiovascular leakage and diabetes, many of which are medically treatable. Nerve trauma from prostatectomy surgery can cause chronic erectile dysfunction.

Viagra is used to treat erectile dysfunction.

Believe it or not, pregnancy can be prevented without pharmaceutical intervention.

I think I may have figured it out. The Pro-Choice people think pregnancy is a disease. Judging from the appearance of their offspring; they may be right.

Can you name any drugs that are covered by insurance when simply stopping the activity that presents the need for such can be an alternative?

Phil Cardarella said...

Actually, the real story is that a 72 year old veteran asked a simple question about human reproductive activity acts as embarrassed as a teenager buying his first box of prophylactics. Cute at 16. Dumb by 21.

And, actually, preventative medications are commonly paid for by insurance, unless they have the apparently undesired side effect of causing female liberation.

And, if you think Viagra is limited to the medical conditions you mentioned, you would be a great fool to purchase stock in the company.

Anonymous said...

What preventative medications are paid for by insurance companies when avoiding the associated activity is a viable option?

When it comes to Viagra; we're talking about medication that the insurance company will pay for, not the "it's even better when you don't need it" use.

Is their anything else you would like the insurance companies to pay for? Maybe they could pay for swimming lessons (to prevent you from drowning when you repeatedly jump off the bridge) or rubber gloves and rubber shoes (so you can fly your kite in a thunderstorm), or perhaps the roll-cage and helmet for your demolition derby car.

No reason to avoid the activity when you can get others to help pay for your indiscretions.

I've got a new pill. It is reusable. All the woman needs to do it hold it beween her knees. It's very effective. (Little secret; fold up a sheet of paper and use it instead of the pill. Just as effective, and it's free)

Phil Cardarella said...

Menengitis.

All you really have to do is avoid any human contact -- especially with anyone from another place or culture. Or better yet, just stay at home and be anonymous on your computer.