Thursday, September 25, 2008

Brief summery of W's speech:

"My fellow citizens:

"Okey, you caught us trying to make off with $700 billion in the next 4 months. Dick thought it was worth a try. But seriously we probably do need to do something to fix the mess.

"Of course, it is not the fault of the greedy CEOs and their minions in my administration. It's all the fault of you guys for wanting a nice home to live in or a decent car to drive or money to send your kids to school. How could you expect the lenders to insist you be able to afford the loan. What are they, your mother?

"After all, you should have known that under my administration gas prices were going to double and real wages were going to shrink. And yet, twice, enough of you voted for me to put the election within stealing distance. So I stole it. Can't blame a guy for that.

"So, maybe it is doubly your fault. Get it? "'Dubbya' yer fault? Sorta like a pun?"

"Oh, and be sure to vote for John McCain -- 'cause if he gets to the White House maybe you can live in one of his houses when yours get forclosed on.

"And God bless America -- or is that God help us? Whatever. I'm a short-timer."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

So appropriate that someone who tried to game the system made this post.

craig said...

Phil,
You were actually starting to develop a sense of humor.
This was just dopey.

Phil Cardarella said...

I know it was dopey. I said it was a summery of W's speech. Of course it's dopey.

John Burnett said...

Actually, Phil, I enjoyed it. I think you hit the nail on the head.

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